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Philip the Venerable

Also known as The Governor or the less likely Philip Linden, he is said to have started the Great Lightup some 60 Dry years ago, altough some scholars credit that event to someone else with the same name.

He adopted the motto Blame it all on me, which seemed strange to most because it had never before occured to anyone to blame it on anyone else.

In the early years after the Great Light up he would appear in the Dry world. There are occasional claims that he has been seen recently, although such reports are usually greeted with a comment like "Sure Patty, you saw Philip Linden. I suppose next you're going to say they now sell wine in boxes."